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Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

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meryl, brad and i at the oscars 


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my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

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note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

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friendship with me is just various states of this gif image

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